STOP THE
POPUPS
A Fire Iron game ↗

A very personal computer problem

Your desktop.
Their worst
nightmare.

Free prizes. Urgent updates. One more offer.
The internet wants your attention.
You just want to close the window.

In development · Phone first · Planned price $2.99 USD

desktop.exe
A crowded teal desktop with overlapping offer windows and a RAM meter in the taskbar
Actual gameplay · Development buildMemory is running out.
No real ads.No in-app purchases.Just very fake problems.

01 / Know your exits

They can lie.
The rule never does.

Every popup has a safe way out. Use the first control it has in this order. The trick is spotting it before the desktop fills up.

  1. 01

    X, top right

    Start in the familiar corner.

  2. 02

    X, top left

    No right X? Check the left.

  3. 03

    Close

    No X? Look for the word.

  4. 04

    Cancel

    Your last, perfectly safe exit.

A button or an underlined link counts the same. Tiny-looking controls still have generous tap targets. This is a game of noticing.

02 / Welcome back to the internet

It gets worse.
In the best way.

Tour questionable websites, survive popup storms and face bosses with absolutely no respect for your desktop.

All screenshots are captured from the game. Development visuals may change. Select an image to view it full size.

03 / System properties

Small game.
Very full desktop.

A landscape arcade game made for touch, with mouse play on desktop. Clear finite campaign levels, see how long you last in Uptime, or race your own record in Clear the Desk.

Meet Fire Iron Studios ↗
In the current alpha
32 popup types, 18 campaign pages and 3 bosses
Arcade
Uptime + Clear the Desk
Progression
Hardware upgrades, 6 software programs and saved progress
Availability
In development. Android testing is underway; no public store release yet.
At launch
Planned $2.99 USD. No ads or in-app purchases.

No subscription required to close this window.

Close the chaos.

Made by Austin Smith at Fire Iron Studios.

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