A very personal computer problem
Your desktop.
Their worst
nightmare.
Free prizes. Urgent updates. One more offer.
The internet wants your attention.
You just want to close the window.
In development · Phone first · Planned price $2.99 USD
01 / Know your exits
They can lie.
The rule never does.
Every popup has a safe way out. Use the first control it has in this order. The trick is spotting it before the desktop fills up.
- 01
X, top right
Start in the familiar corner.
- 02
X, top left
No right X? Check the left.
- 03
Close
No X? Look for the word.
- 04
Cancel
Your last, perfectly safe exit.
A button or an underlined link counts the same. Tiny-looking controls still have generous tap targets. This is a game of noticing.
02 / Welcome back to the internet
It gets worse.
In the best way.
Tour questionable websites, survive popup storms and face bosses with absolutely no respect for your desktop.

One offer becomes a whole stack.
Read the pattern. Clear the copies. Then the next stack changes the game.

Some gifts keep on giving.
Peel away suspicious parcels, one correct close at a time.

Build a little breathing room.
Spend earned credits on RAM, processors, storage and helpful software. Every upgrade is bought by playing.

A whole web of trouble.
Prize Plaza, Download Depot and Personal Homepage. Surely the next link is harmless.
All screenshots are captured from the game. Development visuals may change. Select an image to view it full size.
03 / System properties
Small game.
Very full desktop.
A landscape arcade game made for touch, with mouse play on desktop. Clear finite campaign levels, see how long you last in Uptime, or race your own record in Clear the Desk.
Meet Fire Iron Studios ↗- In the current alpha
- 32 popup types, 18 campaign pages and 3 bosses
- Arcade
- Uptime + Clear the Desk
- Progression
- Hardware upgrades, 6 software programs and saved progress
- Availability
- In development. Android testing is underway; no public store release yet.
- At launch
- Planned $2.99 USD. No ads or in-app purchases.
No subscription required to close this window.
Close the chaos.
Made by Austin Smith at Fire Iron Studios.
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